Dear imaginary (nonexistent) reader,

I no longer live in Oakland or in the West Coast for that matter. I am now in DC. It's not as bad as it sounds. Sure, there are way more people in business suits, less mountains, no Ocean, and less of that Bay Area "yo no se que", but at least I've got the museums...

One thing though.... You can tell you're living in DC when you see ads on the metro like these:

I guess their target client demographic rides the Metro to work.